If you could travel back in time and wanted to warn Native Americans that the invaders would come to change their lives forever, how much time would you give them? One month? One year? One of each? How much warning would you give Polish Jews before Hitler’s arrival? That’s a question to ask @futuretimetraveller , a self-proclaimed “Future Time Traveler” who posted on TikTok (time travelers’ new preferred method of mass communication, sorry YouTube ) than aliens with scary heads and big but familiar are on their way to Earth. How much “delivery time” do you think he gave us?
Of course! the testimony that he is giving part by part in the aforementioned social network is loaded with suspense and something else …
Testimony of a «time traveler»
The supposed chrononaut says:
“What you call aliens will make their first appearance on Earth next year. The exact date they were first sighted: May 24, 2022 ”.
That’s less than a year! Should we be preparing a welcome event or convincing Richard Branson to place lasers on his new spaceship?
The testimony adds:
“They are about 2 to 2.20 meters tall and have elongated, dark gray skulls and a distorted appearance.”
That doesn’t sound benign, even in Shaquille O’Neal’s sense. However, he says they are the good kind. Of course, the powers that be have seen ” Independence Day” and the ” War of the Worlds .”
There is something else:
“This group of aliens are called Nirons and they come in peace and they don’t want to do harm, but the US attacks them and starts the first of many interdimensional wars.”
The so-called “Nirons”
“Nirons” … if that name sounds familiar, you might remember a different time traveler, @thatonetimetraveler, who claimed to be from the year 2485 and warned us on TikTok in April that the Nirons will be coming from Neptune in five years and a war with would cause a pandemic called the “Nozic virus.” Hmm. Another TikTok time traveler talking about Nirons. I wonder if they know each other. Would you mind commenting, @futuretimetraveller?
Well this is what he said:
“I am from the year 2491 and I was born on Saturn (I am still human). I met an undisclosed man who claimed he was from the future. He told me I had to keep quiet about these things or I would be silenced, so I did. But he was never in my database, so I guess he is lying, so now I am back to inform you about the future. “
Are you fighting TikTok time travelers vying for the right to save the world and become a hero in the 2400’s?
“Q: Did we win the first Interdimensional War? Year.”
OK, if he’s not on Earth at the time to stop the war and save humanity, why is @futuretimetraveller (and @thatonetimetraveler for that matter) here?
Something else: Do you know the TikTok time traveler @authentictimetraveler, who revealed (incorrectly) that astronauts would discover a planet exactly like Earth (just a mirror image) in our solar system on May 8, 2021? Or how about the TikTok time traveler @ timetraveler2582, who revealed that “as of 00:00 UTC on June 6, 2026, the Earth will enter three days of darkness.” (By Odin’s beard!)
TikTok and the «time travelers»
Do you notice a common thread connecting all of these TikTok time travelers ? Obviously, everyone is on TikTok . That sounds trivial for someone powerful enough to time travel, right? They all claim to be from the late 2800s. At least two of them refer to the Nirons. And, most importantly, none of them offer any proof of their revelations or any visible signs of the future … they don’t even reveal their pixelated faces like other “time travelers” have in the past.
Could all these TikTok time travelers be the same joker today? Perhaps it is time to agree with the skeptical meter whose needle is firmly planted in the ” Are you kidding me? »Quadrant and send these TikTok time travelers back to the planet NFW. Or is reading his “revelations” too much fun?
